Humor

Oddly Specific Grocery Aisle Signs
-White People’s Idea of Hispanic Foods
-Bulk Nuts to Shove Your Filthy Hands Into
-Certified Pre-Owned Food
-Foods That Remind You of Her
-Ham?

— Pitch (@pitchjokes) February 18, 2020

video game autobiographies:

-Are You There, God? It's-A Me, Mario
-A Lot to Un-Pac: The Life & Times of Pac-Man
-Finding Yourself, by Carmen Sandiego
-Changing Direction and Finding Your Place: A Tetris block's story
-I Know Wa the Caged Bird Sings, by Waluigi

— Pitch (@pitchjokes) March 15, 2019